Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This baby is an asshole
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
