Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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