Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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