There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dicks are not precious.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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