Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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