I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So squirting runs in the family.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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