Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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