god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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