the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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