dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's never too late to be topless.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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