honey bunches of taint.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
