It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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