If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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