i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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