Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
time to smoke my breakfast
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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