Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
