No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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