I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
barbara walters just said penis...
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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