i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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