Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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