Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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