So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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