You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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