And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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