I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
