i would punch a child for taco bell
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Found your dick twin last night
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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