I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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