Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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