Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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