Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
