what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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