Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
