Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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