If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
my shit smells like andre
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
