Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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