I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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