My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
