Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My life is pants optional.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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