hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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