My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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