Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
