this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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