I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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