How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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