My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So. Much. Porn.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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