Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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