You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i love accidental penises.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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