Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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