are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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