That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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